Secret Santa gifts

What are the best naughty Secret Santa gifts?

What works best is something that makes people laugh when they open it and then gets used at home. A card game for couples, position dice, a massage candle that turns into oil or an apron with a cheeky design all do both. On this page we have left out the big toys and anything explicit, so nobody has to hide the box the moment they see it.

If you know nothing about the person, think of something they can enjoy alone or with a partner, like a massage oil or a bubble bath. If you know they have a partner, a game for two is almost always a hit. And if the draw is among old friends, humour comes first.

Ideas depending on who you draw

The same gift will not do for the office party and for your close friends. Here is a quick way to choose:

• Colleague: a massage candle, a question game or the massage kit with kissable gel, eye mask and dice. Cheeky, but it can be opened without anyone blushing.
• Friend you are comfortable with: a Diablo Picante apron, a strip poker deck or the joke kit with flavoured condoms. The fun is the face they pull when they open it.
• Someone with a partner: a board game for two, glow-in-the-dark dice or the naughty kit with cards, dice and strawberry lubricant.
• Someone you hardly know: massage oils and creams, bath salts or a card game with no explicit images. Better to play it safe than to go too far.

Ready-made Secret Santa kits

If you do not want to think about it, there are three kits made for the draw. The massage kit combines a Bijoux Indiscrets kissable gel, a vegan leather eye mask and dice with stickers, and it is the easiest to open in public. The naughty kit brings together the We Have Never deck, three glow-in-the-dark position dice and a Durex Play strawberry lubricant. The joke kit includes a strip poker deck, foreplay dice and sixteen condoms in four flavours. Each kit arrives in a single shipment.

Games, massage and humour: what is in this selection

Most items are games from Kheper Games, Secret Play, Tease & Please and Diablo Picante: dare and question decks, dice, board games for couples and racier versions of noughts and crosses or dominoes. On the massage side there are candles, oils and gels from brands like Shunga, Bijoux Indiscrets or Eros, many of them flavoured. To round things off, there are flavoured lubricants and condoms, soft eye masks and fluffy handcuffs. If you are looking for something more serious, see sex toys for women or sex toys for men, and for other occasions go back to erotic gifts.

How to choose

• Familiarity: the less you know the person, the milder the gift should be. Massage items and question games for the office, cheeky humour for your friends.
• Partner or not: many games are for two. If you do not know whether they have a partner, pick something they can enjoy alone, like an oil or a bath.
• Who is watching: in a office gift exchange, avoid decks with nude illustrations and the more risqué aprons.
• Language: each game's product page says which languages the rules and cards come in. Check it first if the person receiving it does not read English.
• Budget: the whole selection is designed around the usual Secret Santa amount, so all you have to do is choose what you like.

Frequently asked questions

What should I get for Secret Santa if I do not know the person well?

Something for massage or the bath: a massage candle, a scented oil or some bath salts. They can be enjoyed alone or with a partner, and you do not need to know their tastes. A question game with no images also works.

What naughty gift can I open at a work Secret Santa?

One that is fun and has nothing explicit on show: a massage candle, a card game of questions or the massage kit with gel, eye mask and dice. Even so, think about the mood in your office before choosing.

What should I get a Secret Santa who has a partner?

A game for two: dare cards, position dice or an erotic board game. They are funny to open and give you a plan for another night. The naughty kit with cards, dice and strawberry lubricant is along those lines.

Are there joke gifts for a Secret Santa among friends?

Yes. The Diablo Picante aprons, the strip poker deck, the Kheper Games anti-stress tetra or the joke kit with flavoured condoms are all made to get a laugh when opened.

Can I use massage oil with a condom?

Oils can damage latex. If you are going to use a condom afterwards, a gel or a water-based lubricant is a better choice for the massage, and each product page states whether it is latex compatible.

What do the Secret Santa kits include?

Three items each: the massage kit has kissable gel, an eye mask and dice with stickers; the naughty kit has cards, glow-in-the-dark dice and strawberry lubricant; the joke kit has a strip poker deck, foreplay dice and flavoured condoms.

Does the Loviux parcel give away what is inside?

No. According to our shipping policy, the order goes in a plain brown box with no marks or logos, the shop name does not appear on the parcel and the sender is listed under a generic name.

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