
Rechargeable Vibrator Mystim Sassy Simon
£99.00

Rechargeable Vibrator Mystim Sassy Simon
- Rechargeable
- Water-resistant
- Silicone
Rechargeable vibrator in platinum silicone, 27 cm long and up to 4 cm in diameter, with two motors under a ridged surface. It has 8 vibration programmes with 5 intensity levels and charges with a magnetic charger. It comes in Pink, Lilac and Lime, and arrives in a hard case.
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Mystim Sassy SimonTwo motors in 27 cm.
It has a slightly curved body, and its two motors vibrate in turn, together or in one specific area. You choose from 8 programmes and 5 intensity levels. The manufacturer describes it as waterproof.
- 27 × 4 cm
- 2 motors
- 8 programmes
- 3 colours

The essentials
Mystim Sassy Simon: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Mystim Sassy Simon is for, and who it isn't
It suits you if…
- You want a long vibrator with some girth, 27 cm long and up to 4 cm in diameter.
- You want two motors that vibrate in turn, together or in one specific area.
- You prefer a rechargeable vibrator, with a magnetic charger and USB cable included.
- You want to store it in its own hard case.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You want something small or easy to carry around. At 27 cm, it is almost as long as an A4 sheet of paper.
- You prefer a slim vibrator. Its diameter ranges from 3.5 to 4 cm.
- You want a smooth surface. This model has a ridged one.
Size and measurements
Mystim Sassy Simon size
It is 27 cm (10.6 in) long, longer than an average banana and a little less than the long side of an A4 sheet. At the widest part it is 4 cm (1.6 in) in diameter, the same as a ping-pong ball, and at the thinnest, 3.5 cm (1.4 in). These are total measurements, because the manufacturer doesn't publish the insertable length.
Measurements from the manufacturer's website.
Length, to scale
Medium banana about 18 cm (7.1 in)
This product 27 cm (10.6 in)
A4 sheet (long side) 29.7 cm (11.7 in)
Width, to scale
Two-euro coin2.6 cm (1 in)
This product4 cm (1.6 in)
Ping-pong ball4 cm (1.6 in)
Step by step
How to use the Mystim Sassy Simon
- Charge it with the magnetic charger and the USB cable that comes with it.
- Wash it before first use with a damp cloth and mild soap, and let it dry completely.
- Apply water-based lubricant to the vibrator and to yourself. Silicone lubricant can damage the surface.
- Start on the lowest intensity and work up through the 5 levels. Try all 8 programmes until you find the one you like.
- Store it clean and dry in its hard case.
Cleaning
Use a damp cloth and mild soap. Also use a skin-safe disinfectant regularly, and let it dry completely before using it again.
Our tips
- Go slowly with the size: it is 27 cm long and up to 4 cm in diameter.
- If you feel pain or discomfort, stop.
- If you notice skin irritation, stop using it.
- Charge it only with the cable that comes with it.
In the box
What's in the box
- The Mystim Sassy Simon vibrator
- USB charging cable with Mystim magnetic charger
- Hard case
- Instructions for use, also in Spanish
Specifications
Mystim Sassy Simon technical specifications
- Brand
- Mystim
- Model
- Sassy Simon
- Type
- Rechargeable vibrator
- Total length
- 27 cm (10.6 in)
- Diameter
- 3.5 to 4 cm (1.4 to 1.6 in)
- Shape
- Slightly curved, with a ridged surface
- Material
- 100% medical-grade platinum silicone
- Motors
- 2
- Vibration programmes
- 8
- Intensity levels
- 5
- Battery
- Lithium-ion, rechargeable
- Charging
- Mystim magnetic charger with USB cable
- Water
- Waterproof, according to the manufacturer
- Case
- Hard, included
- Instructions
- In German, English, French, Italian, Spanish, Dutch and Russian
- Colours
- Pink, Lilac and Lime
Questions
Mystim Sassy Simon: frequently asked questions
How big is the Mystim Sassy Simon?
It is 27 cm (10.6 in) long and 3.5 to 4 cm (1.4 to 1.6 in) in diameter. It is longer than an average banana and, at its widest part, has the diameter of a ping-pong ball.
How many vibration programmes does the Mystim Sassy Simon have?
8 programmes, each with 5 intensity levels. Its two motors can vibrate in turn, together or in one specific area.
Is the Mystim Sassy Simon fully waterproof (submersible)?
We don't list it as submersible. The manufacturer describes it as waterproof, but doesn't publish an IPX rating, so clean it as directed, with a damp cloth and mild soap.
How do you charge the Mystim Sassy Simon?
With the Mystim magnetic charger and the USB cable that come in the box. It has a rechargeable lithium-ion battery. The manufacturer doesn't publish the battery life or the charging time.
How do you clean the Mystim Sassy Simon?
With a damp cloth and mild soap, according to the manufacturer. It also recommends using a skin-safe disinfectant regularly and letting it dry completely before the next use.
What lubricant works with the Mystim Sassy Simon?
A water-based one. It is made of silicone and, as a general rule, silicone lubricant can damage the surface of this material.
What is the Mystim Sassy Simon made of, and what colours does it come in?
100% medical-grade platinum silicone, according to the manufacturer. It comes in Pink, Lilac and Lime, and all three colours have the same measurements and functions.
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Product sheet updated on 13 October 2026
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