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£669.85
Masturbator Pdx Fuck Me Silly Man for Realistic Pleasure
Torso masturbator with a penis, made from Fanta Flesh, a material that adapts to body temperature while you're inside. It stands 30.5 cm tall and weighs about 9 kg, so you need a flat surface to rest it on. The penis is 20.3 cm long.
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Pipedream Fuck Me Silly ManTorso with a 20.3 cm penis.
It sits on a bed, a chair or the floor, and you use it by straddling it. The cock is 20.3 cm long, a little longer than a medium banana, and 4.3 cm at its widest, just over the width of a ping-pong ball.
- Fanta Flesh
- About 9 kg
- 20.3 cm penis
- 30.5 cm tall
The essentials
Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man is for, and who it isn't
It suits you if…
- You want a torso masturbator with a penis, not a handheld masturbator.
- You have a flat surface to rest it on, such as the bed, a chair or the floor.
- You want a material that adapts to body temperature while you're inside.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You want something light. It weighs about 9 kg.
- You don't have a flat surface to rest it on. It's a torso 30.5 cm tall and 35.6 cm wide.
- You prefer a more modest size for what goes inside. The cock is 20.3 cm long and 4.3 cm at its widest.
Size and measurements
Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man size
The torso is 30.5 cm (12 in) tall, 35.6 cm (14 in) wide and 35.6 cm (14 in) deep. The penis is 20.3 cm (8 in) long with a maximum diameter of 4.3 cm (1.7 in).
The torso is a little taller than the long side of an A4 sheet (29.7 cm). The cock is a little longer than a medium banana (about 18 cm) and, at its widest point, just over the thickness of a ping-pong ball (4 cm).
Step by step
How to use the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man
- Position it on a flat surface before you use it.
- Pick your spot: the bed, a chair, the floor or wherever suits you, as long as it's flat.
- Clean it when you've finished, using Pipedream toy cleaner and hot water.
- Apply the renewing powder once it has dried, to look after the material.
Cleaning
Use the Pipedream toy cleaner and warm water. Once it is dry, use the renewing powder to look after the material. We haven't confirmed whether the cleaner or the powder come in the box.
Our tips
- Use a water-based lubricant on the cock. It is the cautious choice when the composition of the material isn't known. If you use a latex condom, no oils.
- It weighs about 9 kg. Move it with both hands and rest it on a stable surface that won't shift or tip over under the weight.
- Go slowly and stop if you feel pain. The cock is 20.3 cm long and 4.3 cm at its widest.
- If you go from anal to vaginal use, wash it first or change the condom.
- Dry it thoroughly before storing it, and keep it away from heat and sunlight, separate from other toys.
Specifications
Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man specifications
- Height
- 30.5 cm (12 in)
- Width
- 35.6 cm (14 in)
- Depth
- 35.6 cm (14 in)
- Penis length
- 20.3 cm (8 in)
- Maximum penis diameter
- 4.3 cm (1.7 in)
- Weight
- Approx. 9 kg
- Material
- Fanta Flesh
- Brand
- Pipedream
- Model
- Fuck Me Silly Man
Questions
Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man: frequently asked questions
How much does the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man weigh?
About 9 kg. That's why you need to rest it on a flat surface.
How long is the penis on the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man?
20.3 cm (8 in) long with a maximum diameter of 4.3 cm (1.7 in).
How tall is the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man?
30.5 cm (12 in) tall, 35.6 cm (14 in) wide and 35.6 cm (14 in) deep.
What is the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man made of?
From Fanta Flesh. According to the product information, it adapts to body temperature while inside you. We haven't confirmed its composition or firmness.
How do I clean the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man?
Use Pipedream toy cleaner and hot water. Once it has dried, apply the renewing powder to look after the material.
Can I use the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man on a chair?
Yes. You can use it on the bed, on a chair or on the floor, as long as it's on a flat surface.
Which lubricant should I use with the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man?
We haven't confirmed which lubricants Fanta Flesh works with. Our advice is a water-based one, the cautious choice when the composition of the material isn't known. If you use a latex condom, no oils.
Does the Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Man have a penetrable opening?
We haven't confirmed this. The information we have describes the cock, 20.3 cm (8 in) long and 4.3 cm (1.7 in) at its widest, which is the part that goes inside.
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Product sheet updated on 10 October 2026
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