Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Clock Hand-painted Design
£5.20
Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Clock Hand-painted Design
Novelty condom with a clock design, hand-painted and made one at a time. It's an erotic gift or keepsake for adults. It doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections and isn't contraception.
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Contains latex: not suitable if you have a latex allergy
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Condomerie ClockA clock painted by hand.
The Condomerie Clock is a novelty condom decorated with a clock. Each one is hand-painted and made separately. Treat it as a gift or a joke: it won't protect you.
- Hand-painted
- Clock design
- Doesn't protect
- Gift for adults
The essentials
Condomerie Clock: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Condomerie Clock is for, and who it isn't for
It suits you if…
- You want a fun erotic gift for an adult.
- You want a joke gift for a hen or stag party, or any other party.
- You like hand-painted items, made one at a time.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You need a condom for protection or contraception. This one doesn't protect: choose a regular condom.
- You or the person receiving it have a latex allergy.
Our usage tips
How to use the Condomerie Clock
- Give it as a gift or use it as a joke. It's a novelty condom, not a protective one.
- Open it with your fingers, never with scissors or your teeth, so you don't damage the design.
- For sex, use a regular condom. The Condomerie Clock doesn't protect or prevent pregnancy.
Storage
Keep it in its wrapper until you give it or open it.
Our tips
- Don't use it as contraception or to protect against sexually transmitted infections.
- If you have a latex allergy, don't touch or use it.
- Oils and oil-based lubricants damage latex.
Specifications
Condomerie Clock specifications
- Type
- Novelty condom
- Design
- Clock
- Material
- Natural latex, according to the product information
- Finish
- Dipped and hand-painted, one at a time
- Pigments and dyes
- Non-toxic, according to the product information
- Powder
- 100% natural, according to the product information
- Contraception
- No
- Protection against STIs
- No
- Brand
- Condomerie
- Model
- Clock
Questions
Condomerie Clock: frequently asked questions
Does the Condomerie Clock protect against pregnancy or infections?
No. It's a novelty condom: it isn't contraception and doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections. For that, use a regular condom.
What is the Condomerie Clock made of?
According to the product information, it's made of natural latex. If you have a latex allergy, it isn't for you.
Is the Condomerie Clock hand-painted?
Yes. Each one is hand-painted and made separately.
What's in the colours of the Condomerie Clock?
According to the product information, the pigments and dyes are non-toxic and the powder it contains is 100% natural.
Is the Condomerie Clock a good gift?
Yes. It's an erotic gift for an adult, with a hand-painted clock design.
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Product sheet updated on 17 October 2026
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