Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Hand-Painted Amsterdam Style
£6.29
Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Hand-Painted Amsterdam Style
A novelty condom made from natural latex, hand-painted and made one piece at a time. It's a gift to give or show off, not to use: it doesn't protect against pregnancy or sexually transmitted infections.
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Contains latex: not suitable if you have a latex allergy
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Condomerie Amsterdam RedHand-painted, not for use.
This is an Amsterdam-style novelty condom: each one is made separately from natural latex and painted by hand. It makes a fun gift for adults, for a stag or hen party or as a joke. It isn't made for sex.
- Hand-painted
- Natural latex
- Novelty
- No protection
The essentials
Condomerie Amsterdam Red: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Condomerie Amsterdam Red is for, and who it isn't for
It suits you if…
- You're looking for a gag gift for adults.
- You want a small gift for a stag or hen party or a birthday.
- You like each piece to be hand-painted.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You need a condom for sex. This one doesn't protect against pregnancy or sexually transmitted infections.
- You or the person receiving it have a latex allergy. It's made from natural latex.
Our usage tips
How to use the Condomerie Amsterdam Red
- Give it as a gift or show it off as what it is, a gag gift.
- Keep it in its packaging so the paint doesn't rub off.
- For sex, use a different one. This one doesn't protect.
Our tips
- Don't use it as a contraceptive or to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections.
- If you have a latex allergy, don't touch it: it may cause an allergic reaction.
- If you give it as a gift, say that it's a joke and isn't a real condom.
Specifications
Condomerie Amsterdam Red: technical specifications
- Type
- Novelty condom
- Material
- Natural latex
- Finish
- Hand-painted, each one separately
- Protection
- None: not a contraceptive and no protection against STIs
- Brand
- Condomerie
- Model
- Amsterdam Red
Questions
Condomerie Amsterdam Red: frequently asked questions
Does the Condomerie Amsterdam Red protect against pregnancy?
No. It's a novelty condom and isn't a contraceptive.
Does the Condomerie Amsterdam Red protect against sexually transmitted infections?
No. It isn't made for sex and doesn't protect against any infection.
Can you use the Condomerie Amsterdam Red during sex?
No. It's a gag gift to give or show off. For sex you need a real condom.
Does the Condomerie Amsterdam Red contain latex?
Yes. It's made from natural latex and may cause an allergic reaction if you have an allergy to this material.
Is the Condomerie Amsterdam Red hand-painted?
Yes. Each one is made separately and painted by hand.
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Product sheet updated on 30 October 2026
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