Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Brown Dachshund XL Hand-painted
£7.34
Novelty Condoms CONDOMERIE Brown Dachshund XL Hand-painted
Novelty condom, made piece by piece and hand-painted. It's a joke item: it doesn't work as contraception and doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections. According to the product information it's made of natural latex, so if you have a latex allergy, choose something else.
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Contains latex: not suitable if you have a latex allergy
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Condomerie Brown Dachshund XLHand-painted, for novelty only.
This is a joke gift for an adult, with a hand-painted dachshund design, made one by one. Don't use it during sex: it isn't designed to prevent pregnancy and doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections.
- Hand-painted
- Novelty
- No protection
- Gift idea
The essentials
Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL is for, and who it isn't for
It suits you if…
- You're looking for a novelty gift for an adult.
- You want a hand-painted piece, made one by one.
- The dachshund design makes you smile.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You need a condom that protects against pregnancy or sexually transmitted infections. This model doesn't do that.
- You're allergic to natural latex. It may cause allergic reactions.
- You plan to use it with oils or oil-based lubricants. They damage latex.
Specifications
Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL: technical specifications
- Type
- Novelty condom
- Brand
- Condomerie
- Model
- Brown Dachshund XL
- Material
- Natural latex
- Finish
- Dipped and hand-painted, piece by piece
- Pigments, dyes and powder
- Non-toxic pigments and dyes and 100% natural powder, according to the product information
- Protection and contraception
- No
Questions
Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL: frequently asked questions
Does the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL work as a condom?
No. It isn't designed for family planning and doesn't protect against sexually transmitted infections. It's a novelty item.
Is the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL made of latex?
According to the product information, yes: it's made of natural latex. It can cause allergic reactions in people who are allergic to this material.
Which lubricant suits the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL?
It isn't designed to be used during sex. According to the product information it's made of natural latex, and water-based or silicone lubricants are the ones to use with latex. Oils and oil-based lubricants damage it.
Is the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL hand-painted?
Yes, according to the product information: each condom is made individually and hand-painted.
Are the pigments in the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL toxic?
According to the product information, no: the pigments and dyes are non-toxic and the powder it contains is 100% natural. Even so, it isn't designed to be used during sex.
What size is the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL?
XL is part of the model name, but we haven't confirmed its length, width or thickness.
How many come in the Condomerie Brown Dachshund XL, and is it lubricated?
We haven't confirmed how many units come in the pack or whether it's lubricated. What we do know is that it's hand-painted, one by one.
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Product sheet updated on 17 October 2026
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