Apron Diablo Picante with Muscular Torso and 3D Penis
£12.59
Apron Diablo Picante with Muscular Torso and 3D Penis
Joke apron with a printed muscular male torso and a 3D penis that hangs down at the front, made of soft fabric with synthetic hair detailing. It's made of polyester, one size, and adjusts with ties at the neck and waist. Available in Brown and Flesh.
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Diablo Picante 3D Penis ApronMuscular torso and 3D penis.
It has the body of a muscular man printed on it, with a hanging fabric 3D penis on top. It covers your whole torso and ties with two straps, one at the neck and one at the waist.
- 3D penis
- One size
- Polyester
- 2 colours
The essentials
Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron is for, and who it isn't for
It suits you if…
- You're after a joke gift for a hen or stag party, or an adult party.
- You want an apron with a printed muscular torso and a 3D penis that hangs down at the front.
- You'd rather have something that adjusts with ties, with no size to choose.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You want something discreet. The design is explicit, with a 3D penis that hangs down at the front.
- You need a specific size. It's one size and only adjusts with the ties.
- Synthetic fibres bother you. It's made of polyester with synthetic hair.
Our usage tips
How to use the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron
- Put it on at the front, over your clothes.
- Tie the neck strap at a height that feels comfortable.
- Tie the waist strap at the back to fit it to your body.
Cleaning
We haven't confirmed how to wash it. Store it dry and laid flat, without squashing the 3D penis.
Our tips
- If you cook in it, be careful around flames and hot oil: the 3D penis hangs down at the front.
- Wear it around people who'll get the joke: not everyone laughs at the same things.
Specifications
Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron: specifications
- Type
- Apron
- Design
- Printed muscular male torso and hanging 3D penis
- Material
- Polyester, with synthetic hair
- 3D penis
- Soft fabric with synthetic hair detailing
- Size
- One size
- Fit
- Ties at the neck and waist
- Colours
- Brown and Flesh
- Brand
- Diablo Picante
Questions
Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron: frequently asked questions
What size is the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron?
It's one size. It adjusts with a tie at the neck and another at the waist.
What is the 3D penis on the Diablo Picante Apron made of?
Soft fabric with synthetic hair detailing. It hangs down at the front of the printed torso.
What material is the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron made of?
Polyester, with synthetic hair.
What colours does the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron come in?
Brown and Flesh. Both have the same design of a muscular torso and a 3D penis.
What does the Diablo Picante 3D Penis Apron cover?
Your whole torso. You wear it at the front, over your clothes, and tie it at the neck and waist.
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Product sheet updated on 17 October 2026
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