
EPIC Telemus Male Masturbator with Ergonomic Design
£66.10

EPIC Telemus Male Masturbator with Ergonomic Design
- For penises
- Silicone
Male masturbator from the EPIC Cybersilicock range, made of silicone according to the product information. It weighs 1,000 g and stands 20 cm tall, so it's big and you'll feel it in your hand.
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Compatible lubricant: water-based. Silicone-based lubricants can damage the silicone of this product.
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EPIC TelemusA masturbator that weighs 1,000 g.
It has an ergonomic shape that's easy to hold in your hand and a base 7 cm in diameter. It comes in bold colours, inspired by Greek mythology. Use it with water-based lubricant.
- 20 cm tall
- 7 cm base
- 1,000 g
- Ergonomic grip

The essentials
EPIC Telemus: what you need to know before you buy
Is it for you?
Who the EPIC Telemus is for, and who it isn't
It suits you if…
- You want a big, heavy masturbator, not a pocket-sized one.
- You want an ergonomic shape that's easy to hold in your hand.
- You like the fantasy look, with bold colours and nods to Greek mythology.
- You prefer silicone, which according to the product information is its material.
Better look elsewhere if…
- You want something light and easy to store. It weighs 1,000 g and is 20 cm tall.
- You always use silicone lubricant. With a silicone toy, water-based lubricant is the better choice.
Size and measurements
EPIC Telemus size: a little taller than a banana
It's 20 cm (7.9 in) tall, a bit more than a medium banana and less than the long side of an A4 sheet. The base is 7 cm (2.8 in) in diameter, about the size of a tennis ball. We haven't confirmed the opening diameter, the length or the diameter of the channel, or whether the channel is open or closed.
Length, to scale
Medium banana about 18 cm (7.1 in)
This product 20 cm (7.9 in)
A4 sheet (long side) 29.7 cm (11.7 in)
Width, to scale
Tennis ball6.7 cm (2.6 in)
This product7 cm (2.8 in)
CD12 cm (4.7 in)
Our usage tips
How to use the EPIC Telemus
- Wash it before first use with warm water and mild soap.
- Apply water-based lubricant to the opening and to your penis.
- Hold it firmly in your hand. It weighs 1,000 g, so it's best to grip it firmly.
- Start slowly and add more lubricant if you feel any friction.
Cleaning
Wash it inside and out with warm water and mild soap, and rinse until no lubricant is left. Let it air dry completely, inside too, and store it clean and apart from other toys.
Our advice
- If you feel irritation or pain, stop and rinse with water.
- Don't use it if it's cracked or broken.
- Don't share it without washing it first.
Specifications
EPIC Telemus technical specifications
- Height
- 20 cm (7.9 in)
- Base diameter
- 7 cm (2.8 in)
- Weight
- 1,000 g
- Material
- Silicone
- Brand
- EPIC, Cybersilicock range
- Model
- Telemus
The material and measurements come from the product information.
Questions
EPIC Telemus: frequently asked questions
How big is the EPIC Telemus?
It's 20 cm (7.9 in) tall, with a base 7 cm (2.8 in) in diameter. We haven't confirmed the opening diameter, or the length or diameter of the channel.
What is the EPIC Telemus made of?
Silicone, according to the product information. That's why a water-based lubricant suits it.
Which lubricant should I use with the EPIC Telemus?
A water-based one. Silicone lubricants can damage silicone toys, and water-based lubricant doesn't.
How much does the EPIC Telemus weigh?
1,000 g. It's a big, heavy masturbator, very different from pocket-sized ones.
How do I clean the EPIC Telemus?
With warm water and mild soap, inside and out, rinsing it well. Then let it air dry completely before you put it away.
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