Novelties
Novelties are funny adult items for hen and stag parties, birthdays and grown-up get-togethers: shaped straws and shot glasses, aprons, sweets, joke condoms and inflatables. To choose, think about how daring your group is and whether it is for the party or for a gift.
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What are adult novelties?
They are adult items made to get a laugh rather than to be used in bed: shaped bibs and baby bottles, aprons with cheeky prints, naughty sweets, inflatable figures or condoms with funny messages. They are mostly used at hen and stag parties, birthdays and themed parties, and as gag gifts. There are also shaped headbands, glasses and hats, sashes and items to celebrate Pride. If you are looking for something to play with as a couple, see sex games; if you want to plan the whole party, hen and stag party has everything made for that day.
Types of novelties
Each type has its own section. By far the biggest is joke condoms, which make up a third of everything here; edibles and inflatables come next. One in three items is from Diablo Picante. Sashes, headbands and Pride items, such as flags, bunting, badges, purses or rainbow lollipops, do not have their own section and are on this same page; there are no joke costumes. These are the sections:
- Sexy bibs: bibs with cheeky prints and messages for dinner.
- Sexy baby bottles: baby bottles with daring shapes for drinking at the party, especially for the guest of honour.
- Sexy edibles: lollipops, gummies, sweets and even candy thongs.
- Joke condoms: condoms with funny wrappers and messages to give as gifts or hand out.
- Sexy aprons: aprons with erotic illustrations, a gag gift for whoever does the cooking.
- Inflatable sex toys: inflatable dolls, some for fun and some for use, and other inflatable party items.
- Sexy straws: penis-shaped straws for the group's drinks.
- Sexy glasses and shot glasses: glasses and shot glasses with daring shapes for a toast.
- Sex pranks: small gag items to pull out at the party.
- Sexy moulds: moulds with erotic shapes and kits to make a copy of a penis.
Basic hen party pack
For the bride, a Diablo Picante sash or a veil headband, an inflatable penis and a phallic baby bottle to drink from all night. For the group, one shaped headband or pair of glasses per guest, shaped straws, phallic shot glasses and a dare or drinking game, such as the Trofeo del Pene by Diablo Picante or the Spencer & Fleetwood drinking game. The extras people ask for most are shaped balloons, confetti and temporary tattoos.
How to choose
- Occasion: for the party, straws, glasses and games; for a gift, an apron, a bib or sweets.
- Quantity: for straws, glasses and shot glasses, the product page says how many come in the pack; count one per guest.
- Material: many inflatables and condoms are made of latex; if someone has an allergy, look for another material on the product page or choose latex-free condoms.
- Size: for aprons, sashes and accessories, check whether it is one size or what measurements the product page gives.
- Joke or for use: for inflatable dolls and party items, the product page makes clear whether they are only decorative or just for fun.
Novelties: frequently asked questions
How much does it cost to organise a party with these items?
Not much. A basic pack for 8-10 people (a sash for the bride, sashes for the group, straws, shot glasses and a game) is affordable, and even if you add a costume for the guest of honour and some decorations, it works out cheaper than any themed dinner and leaves more memories.
Is there a difference between hen party and stag party items?
Yes, although many work for both. Hen party items lean towards phallic shapes (straws, baby bottles, glasses) and bridal accessories such as sashes and veil headbands; stag party items are more varied: drinking games, trophies and humorous items. Dare games work for both.
Can I buy a complete party pack that is already put together?
There is no ready-made party pack, but you can put one together quickly: a sash, straws, shot glasses and a game as a base, then add whatever you like. That way you can adjust it to how daring the group is. We do sell closed packs for other occasions: the Taboo Nights (Fetish, Romantic, Massage and Party) and the Darkest Temptation are sets of toys and cosmetics for couples, and Secret Play has packs of 40 lollipops with a display stand, which are great for handing out at the party. There are more in packs and kits.
Do joke condoms work as real condoms?
No, unless the product page presents them as condoms for use, with an expiry date. If it is only a joke, it does not protect you from anything. To be properly protected, choose from the condoms.
Can you actually eat the edibles?
Yes, they are real sweets: lollipops, gummies, candies or candy thongs. Before handing them out, check the ingredients and allergens on the product page.
What gag gift can I give without going too far?
An apron, a bib or some shaped sweets: they get a laugh without causing embarrassment. For something more intimate, there are ideas in sexy gifts.
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