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Funny Aprons

A funny apron is a proper kitchen apron with a cheeky print: naughty illustrations, a bikini or a 3D cock on a muscly torso. It makes a joke gift for a stag or hen do or a themed dinner. To choose, think about who will be wearing it and which design will get the biggest laugh.

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What are funny aprons?

A funny apron is an ordinary apron that covers your torso and protects your clothes, printed with naked bodies, suggestive shapes or cheeky slogans, and it usually comes in one adjustable size. People wear them at themed dinners and parties, give them as wedding gifts, and couples wear them when they cook together. If you want something for eating rather than cooking, take a look at our sexy bibs.

Types of funny aprons

They differ by the print.

  • Illustrated: humorous erotic drawings, with motifs such as the hen, the donkey, the sheep, fried eggs or the sausage.
  • Printed body: they imitate a naked or bikini-clad body on whoever is wearing it.
  • 3D cock: a raised cock design, sometimes on a muscly torso. These are the boldest ones.
  • Kinky theme: illustrations with a BDSM look, designed for men.

How to choose

  • Design: the drawings are the mildest option; the 3D cock works best for someone you know well.
  • Who it is for: several models are designed for men, and the name or product page says so.
  • Fit: the product page says whether it is one adjustable size; check it if the wearer is very tall or broad.
  • Washing: check the washing temperature, especially on the ones with a raised design.

Funny aprons: frequently asked questions

Can you really cook in funny aprons?

Yes. They are real aprons: they cover your torso, have a front pocket and protect your clothes. They are made of hard-wearing polyester, suitable for machine washing, and some people use one as their everyday apron at home.

Is it a good gift for a stag or hen do?

Yes. It gets a laugh when it is unwrapped and can be used in the kitchen afterwards. For a stag or hen do, the 3D cock or naked body designs are the ones that give the most fun.

Are there funny aprons for women?

Yes. As well as the models designed for men, there are aprons with a bikini or with illustrations that anyone can wear.

What can I pair it with for a themed dinner?

With other joke items for the table, such as sexy glasses and shot glasses, sexy straws or sexy edible products.

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