S Pleasures Bumpy Textured Silicone Dildo

If you want a simple, textured dildo that’s easy to handle, Bumpy is worth a look. It’s non‑realistic, slightly curved and finished with waves along the shaft to give extra sensation during insertion. The body is soft and flexible rather than rigid, so it bends with your movements and feels forgiving during both vaginal and anal play. The standout practical feature is the powerful suction cup — stick it to flat, non‑porous surfaces for hands‑free positioning.

Technical Specifications

How to use

Warm the toy under a little running water if you prefer, apply a generous amount of water‑based lubricant to the shaft and to yourself, then insert at a comfortable angle — the slight curve helps target internal sensitive areas. Press the suction cup firmly onto a smooth, flat surface (glass, tile or a polished floor) and test the hold before applying pressure. If you plan to use a harness, check the harness accepts non‑realistic dildos and that the base will sit securely in its O‑ring or plate.

Because this is silicone, use water‑based lubricants only; silicone lubes can degrade the surface over time.

Cleaning and care

Silicone is non‑porous and easy to keep hygienic. Wash before and after use with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, rinse thoroughly and dry with a lint‑free cloth. Store separately from other silicone toys to avoid material interaction. The manufacturer does not list water‑resistance details; as a cautious rule avoid prolonged full submersion.

Retailer note: S Pleasures provides an exchange option for unsold products within six weeks of invoice under specific conditions — original box must be undamaged, the inner bag sealed and return carriage paid by the retailer. Contact your supplier for full terms.

For anyone wanting a soft, textured, harness‑compatible dildo with reliable hands‑free suction.

Think of Bumpy as a textured, non-realistic dildo that’s built for practical, hands-free use. Its slightly curved shaft and wave pattern give targeted internal stimulation, while the strong suction cup keeps it anchored to flat surfaces so you can be hands-free. The toy is soft and flexible, making insertion comfortable and controllable for many users. It’s also compatible with the matching S Pleasures harness if you prefer strap-on play.

Use plenty of water-based lubricant with this silicone toy — avoid silicone-based lubricants as they can degrade the surface. Press the suction cup onto a clean, flat surface (bathroom tiles, smooth floor or a shower wall) and give it a firm push to set; it will hold steady for hands-free thrusting. If you plan anal use, go slowly, use more lube and consider a condom for hygiene when switching between partners or orifices. For harness use, attach it only to harnesses designed for non-realistic dildos and follow the harness maker’s instructions.

Return/exchange note: S Pleasures offers a six-week exchange option from the invoice date if their products don’t sell in-store. The outer box must be in perfect condition (a small €0.80 fee applies if it’s damaged) and the inner bag must not be opened or tampered with. Return postage costs are the customer’s responsibility.

For anyone wanting a soft, hands-free silicone dildo with a gentle curve and textured shaft.

No — Bumpy is a non-vibrating dildo. Its stimulation comes from the curved shape and the wavy shaft texture rather than motors, so it’s silent in use and simple to operate.

Yes, the manufacturer lists it suitable for anal use. Always use plenty of water-based lubricant and consider a condom for anal-to-vaginal hygiene. Take it slowly and stop if you feel any discomfort.

The suction cup is strong and designed to fix the toy to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free use. It won’t hold on textured or uneven surfaces, so test it on tiles or glass first.

It’s compatible with the S Pleasures harness. It may fit other harnesses that accept non-realistic dildos, but harness fittings vary, so check the harness design or test compatibility where possible.